Do you think bastards who cut off motorists on the highway should be savagely beaten and kicked in the crotch?

Friday, March 28, 2008

Back online...again...

After having all of his things stolen...TWICE...Gnarkill is back online again. How many times must I buy the same things?

"21 Uses of cat Vomit" will continue as of next Friday.
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Thursday, February 28, 2008

The 21 uses of cat vomit

As promised, here follows the first 3 applications:

1. Theft control. Nobody will steal a cellphone out of a bag of cat vomit...
2. School projects. Prit and Bostic has nothing on this sticky stuff.
3. Cat vomit can be smeared on children's heads for easy location in crowded places.

Be sure to check in again next Friday for application 4 to 6
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

New Level of service provision

Gnarkill phoned the hospital to get the number for an ambulance, and was told to phone 1023 directory enquiries!!! eish, she's broken...
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Saturday, February 23, 2008

18 SLVN Rugby

Gnarkill thinks rugby broadcasts after this weekend should carry an age restriction, cause what happened to the Lions and Bulls should not be seen by children.
Lions lose 55-10
Bulls lose 54-19

Eina!
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Authentic Durban Curry

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Gnarkill made the mistake of under-estimating the "Authentic Durban Curry" The results were not pretty...
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Friday, February 22, 2008

The 21 uses of cat vomit

Despite a severely negative stigma clinging to this substance, cat vomit is actually extremely useful. Over the next 7 weeks Gnarkill will list 3 uses every Friday. Keep posted!
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Got stuck in traffic today...again


Gnarkill has the perfect solution for traffic congestion. Legal walking distance should be increased by 20km. That should get some cars off the road:)
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