The 21 uses of cat vomit

As promised, here follows the first 3 applications:

1. Theft control. Nobody will steal a cellphone out of a bag of cat vomit...
2. School projects. Prit and Bostic has nothing on this sticky stuff.
3. Cat vomit can be smeared on children's heads for easy location in crowded places.

Be sure to check in again next Friday for application 4 to 6

New Level of service provision

Gnarkill phoned the hospital to get the number for an ambulance, and was told to phone 1023 directory enquiries!!! eish, she's broken...

18 SLVN Rugby

Gnarkill thinks rugby broadcasts after this weekend should carry an age restriction, cause what happened to the Lions and Bulls should not be seen by children.
Lions lose 55-10
Bulls lose 54-19

Eina!

Authentic Durban Curry

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Gnarkill made the mistake of under-estimating the "Authentic Durban Curry" The results were not pretty...

The 21 uses of cat vomit

Despite a severely negative stigma clinging to this substance, cat vomit is actually extremely useful. Over the next 7 weeks Gnarkill will list 3 uses every Friday. Keep posted!

Got stuck in traffic today...again

Gnarkill has the perfect solution for traffic congestion. Legal walking distance should be increased by 20km. That should get some cars off the road:)

Arithmetic JHB style

According to his calculations Gnarkill can now state that 2+2=5 (but only for slightly inflated values of 2)

Cool Fight!

Gnarkill was thrilled by this picture of Lobo giving Superman a good beating!

I have found the answer!

Shroedinger's cat is dead. It's been more than 70 years since he was hypothesized, and no cat lives that long. Not even in kitty years. May he rest in peace.