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Thursday, February 28, 2008

The 21 uses of cat vomit

As promised, here follows the first 3 applications:

1. Theft control. Nobody will steal a cellphone out of a bag of cat vomit...
2. School projects. Prit and Bostic has nothing on this sticky stuff.
3. Cat vomit can be smeared on children's heads for easy location in crowded places.

Be sure to check in again next Friday for application 4 to 6

2 comments:

Christian Naude said...

It can also be used to stop people from bitting there nails good rub through some good old cat vomit will stop any person of putting them hands in there mouth!! Peace out Paluka Ninja!!

Terence White said...

Just think - if you drink a cup of cat vomit early in the morning nothing worse will happen to you all day!